Posts filed under ‘Funny’

Clean your DeLDeQ

3ash el San3oosy !!!
LOOOOOOOL thats funny

August 7, 2007 at 9:17 am 3 comments

Persians and Arabs

Myaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw !!!

 

 

other videos of Maz Jobrani 

 

He is part of a stand up comedians group who are from THE AXIS OF EVIL countries

 

AXIS OF EVIL COMEDY TOUR videos

July 30, 2007 at 9:45 am 2 comments

F

Once upon a time , I took a course in college and we had a midterm . An instructor was there to observe us , and he had threaten us to no cheat or he will pull our papers and give us an F.

Ofcourse , I cheated ! and he saw me and made me switch my place . Another Maleeq guy cheated and he cought him but took his paper and the other guy with him and kicked them out of class , and told them he would give them an F.

and that Maleeq guy was screaming ” HOW COME YOU LET FINANCY GO ?! HE CHEATED !! ”
When I heard him talk like that , I fled ! and once I am out of their site , they can’t call me back and say ” Hey you cheated ” I can simply reply ” why didn’t you pull my paper then ? no i didnt cheat ”

Anyways , I saw this guy the day later and told him ” listen , what you did was not cool , and 9EER RAYYAL , o bala swalif banat , tfaten o madry shetsawy ” , he got angry and we almost fought.

and I heard that after I talked to him he was still mentioning my name to them . After a year , me and him were in the same class again . and our Professor was bad , so this maleeq guy decided to collect signatures to present it to the dean to change the professor.

me and my friend didn’t sign on his petition , instead we wrote a letter to the professor saying ” Flan el flany is collecting signatures to complain about u , we love you and we think you are a great professor ” and our letter was not signed by our names.

we countinued till the end of the course , the maleeq guy was better than me and my friend in his midterms and everything . but the Professor hated him regardless of our letter .

at the end of the course , me and my friend got good grades , and the maleeq guy got an F

I sometimes feel bad about what I did , but sometimes I say ” Yestahal ”

Till this day me and my friend laugh 3ala that story

Revenge is Sweet

July 16, 2007 at 8:25 am 15 comments

Search Engine Terms

What kind of sick people come across my blog while searching for the terms below ?

 

All of this traffic has been coming to my blog ever since i posted this post which had the words below in it

 

this is a good feature provided in wordpress , that shows you what people have searched for to get to your blog.

 

what kind of sick person who searches for ” shirtless dudes “

 

almost everyday I check it , and the #1 word is always سحاق and #2 is لواط

 

and just for the heck of it , I want to try this and see what will happen to the clicks I get every day

 

 

 

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Search Engine Terms

 

These are terms people used to find your blog.

 

Today

 

Search Views
سحاق 30
لواط 13
metallica 6
جنوس 3
egyptian girls 3
ghotra 2
logo car 2
metallica sm 2
body odor 2
a 2

 

Yesterday

 

Search Views
سحاق 34
لواط 11
جنوس 6
a 6
ushopweship 5
christian troy 4
metallica s&m 4
allah 3
nip tuck 2
shirtless dudes 2

July 13, 2007 at 11:47 pm 7 comments

Customer Service

Mashallah , Customer Service !

He Work so Hard … sweeping the dust from one car to another , and saying ” Salam Alaikom ” and making a sad face so that each car would give him 250 fils or half a KD

I hate Banghalis , they are full of $hit

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July 7, 2007 at 5:59 pm 8 comments

If …

 

If my body became like this in couple of months , I would quit my job and become a model

Probably walk shirtless in the streets , sign singnatures for fans

 

I’d go everyday to the beach in Bnaider to show off my new body

 

Oil and polish my bicebs and abs everyday

Drive in a convertible car , to show my physique

 

Go to hollywood and date Jessica Simpson , since she is single now

 

Have mirrors every where , to look at my self

Only go out with hot people

Make girls pay me money , for eating ice cream on my abs

Have this song as my ringtone and official theme song when I enter a place

 

Right Side Fred – I’m Too Sexy

 

 

June 21, 2007 at 8:44 am 9 comments

Breast Feeding At Work

Update : I Wonder how would Dr. Ezzat feel , about men who works with his sister and wife ? would it be Halal ? Would he practice what he preaches

An Egyptian Dr in Al-Azhar , who is a head of the Hadeeth Department announced a controversal Fatwa , regarding Alkhilwa at Work . and the solution for it , so for the girl to breast feed her colleague so that he can be Halal to her and he said alot of crazy things

to read the article please click on the link below

THE ARTICLE

What the hell was he thinking ?

Was he so bored in his department that he wanted to make thing up to spice his life ?

Does he want publicity ?

How can an adult get ” 5 rath3at moshbe3at ” ?

How can a man not have sexual feelings ?

Does he have a SHOE inside his head ?

If he said this thing in the days of the Sahabah , would his head be chopped off ?

How come all the controversy come from Al-Azhar ?

 

May 19, 2007 at 11:57 pm 13 comments

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