Posts filed under 'Funny'
Persians and Arabs
Myaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw !!!
He is part of a stand up comedians group who are from THE AXIS OF EVIL countries
2 comments July 30, 2007
F
Once upon a time , I took a course in college and we had a midterm . An instructor was there to observe us , and he had threaten us to no cheat or he will pull our papers and give us an F.
Ofcourse , I cheated ! and he saw me and made me switch my place . Another Maleeq guy cheated and he cought him but took his paper and the other guy with him and kicked them out of class , and told them he would give them an F.
and that Maleeq guy was screaming ” HOW COME YOU LET FINANCY GO ?! HE CHEATED !! “
When I heard him talk like that , I fled ! and once I am out of their site , they can’t call me back and say ” Hey you cheated ” I can simply reply ” why didn’t you pull my paper then ? no i didnt cheat “
Anyways , I saw this guy the day later and told him ” listen , what you did was not cool , and 9EER RAYYAL , o bala swalif banat , tfaten o madry shetsawy ” , he got angry and we almost fought.
and I heard that after I talked to him he was still mentioning my name to them . After a year , me and him were in the same class again . and our Professor was bad , so this maleeq guy decided to collect signatures to present it to the dean to change the professor.
me and my friend didn’t sign on his petition , instead we wrote a letter to the professor saying ” Flan el flany is collecting signatures to complain about u , we love you and we think you are a great professor ” and our letter was not signed by our names.
we countinued till the end of the course , the maleeq guy was better than me and my friend in his midterms and everything . but the Professor hated him regardless of our letter .
at the end of the course , me and my friend got good grades , and the maleeq guy got an F
I sometimes feel bad about what I did , but sometimes I say ” Yestahal “
Till this day me and my friend laugh 3ala that story
Revenge is Sweet
15 comments July 16, 2007
Search Engine Terms
What kind of sick people come across my blog while searching for the terms below ?
All of this traffic has been coming to my blog ever since i posted this post which had the words below in it
this is a good feature provided in wordpress , that shows you what people have searched for to get to your blog.
what kind of sick person who searches for ” shirtless dudes “
almost everyday I check it , and the #1 word is always سحاق and #2 is لواط
and just for the heck of it , I want to try this and see what will happen to the clicks I get every day
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Search Engine Terms
These are terms people used to find your blog.
Today
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| سحاق | 30 |
| لواط | 13 |
| metallica | 6 |
| جنوس | 3 |
| egyptian girls | 3 |
| ghotra | 2 |
| logo car | 2 |
| metallica sm | 2 |
| body odor | 2 |
| a | 2 |
Yesterday
| Search | Views |
|---|---|
| سحاق | 34 |
| لواط | 11 |
| جنوس | 6 |
| a | 6 |
| ushopweship | 5 |
| christian troy | 4 |
| metallica s&m | 4 |
| allah | 3 |
| nip tuck | 2 |
| shirtless dudes | 2 |
7 comments July 13, 2007
Customer Service
Mashallah , Customer Service !
He Work so Hard … sweeping the dust from one car to another , and saying ” Salam Alaikom ” and making a sad face so that each car would give him 250 fils or half a KD
I hate Banghalis , they are full of $hit
8 comments July 7, 2007
If …
If my body became like this in couple of months , I would quit my job and become a model
Probably walk shirtless in the streets , sign singnatures for fans
I’d go everyday to the beach in Bnaider to show off my new body
Oil and polish my bicebs and abs everyday
Drive in a convertible car , to show my physique
Go to hollywood and date Jessica Simpson , since she is single now
Have mirrors every where , to look at my self
Only go out with hot people
Make girls pay me money , for eating ice cream on my abs
Have this song as my ringtone and official theme song when I enter a place
Right Side Fred – I’m Too Sexy
9 comments June 21, 2007
Breast Feeding At Work
Update : I Wonder how would Dr. Ezzat feel , about men who works with his sister and wife ? would it be Halal ? Would he practice what he preaches ?
An Egyptian Dr in Al-Azhar , who is a head of the Hadeeth Department announced a controversal Fatwa , regarding Alkhilwa at Work . and the solution for it , so for the girl to breast feed her colleague so that he can be Halal to her and he said alot of crazy things
to read the article please click on the link below
What the hell was he thinking ?
Was he so bored in his department that he wanted to make thing up to spice his life ?
Does he want publicity ?
How can an adult get ” 5 rath3at moshbe3at ” ?
How can a man not have sexual feelings ?
Does he have a SHOE inside his head ?
If he said this thing in the days of the Sahabah , would his head be chopped off ?
How come all the controversy come from Al-Azhar ?
13 comments May 19, 2007
Full of $hit
Its amazing how alot of people get fooled with stuff like these …
personally , I dont think we normal people have Visions in our dreams. I think it only comes to Prophets and Super Good People
2 comments May 13, 2007
Underwear Perverts
There is this business excecutive living in Arizona , Tempe . At night he dresses up like a super hero , and calls himself ” Citizen Prime ” , I am not making this up . This guy is real and he has alot of friends like him all over the states wanting to be superheroes like Spider-man and Superman.
If I want to be a superhero , I would call my self ” الكتكوت الشرس “
7 comments May 2, 2007
